James BryceA SPANISH man is recovering in hospital after being struck by lightning in the scrotum.
The 53-year-old was treated for burns to the area, as well as his feet, after the bolt travelled down one of his legs while walking on wet grass in Madrid.
“All I felt was that I couldn’t move my legs,” said the man.
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire…………….with thanks to the legendary Jerry Lee Lewis.
Another report says the lightning not “lightening” (one meaning of which is to become more cheerful) actually shot up from the wet grass and CAME OUT via his member. Still bags of pain though…