A ROMANIAN man has been arrested after sneaking aboard a flight to Spain to visit his girlfriend.
Airport security busted the opportunistic stowaway after spotting the light from his phone flashing inside the cockpit, as he was taking selfies.
Incredibly, no one spotted the 30-year-old as he snuck aboard the plane under the cover of night, despite security being on high alert after a dangerous criminal had escaped from a local prison.
Realising he was caught in a tricky situation, the man insists he was invited onto the plane who then inexplicably offered him sexual favours.
“I was just wandering around when a pilot appeared and told me to get inside the cockpit and he’d do me a favour,” he told authorities.
“I didn’t understand what he meant but then he got his penis out. I was really shocked, and decided I was going to leave town and go and live in a hut in the mountains.”
An airport spokesperson added: “This makes no sense.”