The ‘10 Rules for Magaluf’ pamphlet lays out the do’s and dont’s for Edinburgh beau Kieran Lumsden ahead of his holiday to the popular Spanish resort.
Kieran tweeted a picture of the booklet, which has been completed in gel pen, stating: “She’s taken psychoness to a new level.”
Other than telling him to ensure his phone is charged so he can call her everyday, the rest of the rules seem to involve avoiding females at all costs.
She writes: “No girls whatsoever. Don’t look. Don’t talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.”
The post has since gone viral on Twitter.