Alex Brown
FOUR men suspected of transporting a corpse in their boat in Marbella in fact had a large tuna.
Police received a call from the member of the public concerned the men were transporting a dead body.
However, it emerged the men had merely caught a 111kg bluefin tuna, allegedly illegally.
The deceased fish was later found by police in the cold room of a local restaurant.
I suppose the wrapped parcel did look ‘fishy’ (sorry, couldn’t help it)
At least the suspect was ‘let off the hook’. Chortle, chortle…
We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns
If any of you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow
It WAS a corpse. Of an illegally captured mammal, slaughtered for money. Ain’t a matter for levity.
Oops! NOT a mammal. Still wrong though.
Coming up with a new fish pun every day is a right pain in the bass! So go here: http://www.fishpuns.com/
you’ve changed your tuna……#lollingsohardrightnow