Friday, December 6, 2019

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 15 – Breaking Bed

'I told you it was too big!  The first time I laid eyes on it I said it wouldn't fit up that...

A NEW WIFE IN THE SUN: To be or not to be, where is the Green room? (Ep5)

So here we are, our family of four, finally living in Spain.  I actually can't quite believe it.  The dream we never thought would...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 16 – Absolutely Fagulous

'Mum, why won't my Xbox work'?  Bellows a familiar voice from behind his bedroom door. 'We don't have any...

A New Wife in the Sun: From Hair to Eternity (Ep 6)

So within the first 72 hours of living in the Costa Del Sol,  my husband has already bagged a sought after contracted job and...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 17 – Saving Private Brian

'Boot Camp?  Like in the Military?  I don't even own any boots, only trainers.  Is Brian going too?'

A New Wife in the Sun: Another Brit in the Wall-Ep 7

Before we left the UK to reside in Spain I enjoyed nothing more than a good old moan about the country I was born...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 18 – Where Eagles Scare

"Its 0800 hours, rise and shine soldier, these pots won’t wash themselves!"  I yell into the new recruit's bedroom. 

A New Wife in the Sun: Little House on the Wary-Ep 8

"Mum, where's my lunch box?  I need clean shorts for PE and I don't want a sandwich today, can I have pasta? Everyone else...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 19 – Much Ado About Blogging

I'm sat in front of the silent laptop, fingers hovering expectantly over the keys, willing the phrases I...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 9 – Game of Homes

'So let me get this right, you went out for a Pomegranate and a pack of digestives and you came back with six bottles...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 20 – The Ham that Rocks the Fable

Ten minutes later I gently close the auditorium doors behind me and stroll back out into the afternoon sunshine.  Several expectant faces look...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 10 – Trading Spaces

Clutching the solitary flip flop in my hand I tear up the rain soaked stone steps, searching for my husband around every sodden stair. ...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 21 – A Mother Day in Paradise

'Hello Ladies, congratulations on all your auditions, they were all excellent.  You'll be pleased to hear that none of you are actually playing the...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 11 – The Good, The Fab and The Ugly

"So here we are at the final apartment lined up for today" yells our commission driven Chauffer as he screeches to a halt and...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 22 – Careless Vespa

'I've decided to forego my soul and become an estate agent' My husband, a man used to my vast array...

A New Wife in the Sun: One foot in the brave (Ep 2)

"Mum, would you rather die by being sucked down the toilet, rammed by the drinks trolley or catapulted out the window?' Ignoring the boy child's...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 12 – Pack to the Future

"And how would you like to pay the property deposit Senora?" The reality of our purchase is finally starting to sink in and I can...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 23 – Plots Landing

'And just to summarise, the libro del edificio must be handed over before completion.  Is everyone clear on that?' Several heads...

A New Wife in the Sun: (Ep 1)

I think my husband finally admitted defeat after being forced to watch 'a place in the sun' thirty seven times in one month. In the...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 13 – To the Manor Burn

'What the hell are you doing here, and more importantly, how on Google earth did you find us?" I smile and grasp my nomadic friend...

A New Wife in the Sun: Only Goats and Horses (Ep 3)

Oblivious to the correct protocol when one is faced with a suitcase eating goat, I did what I thought Bear Grylls would do in...

A New Wife in the Sun: Episode 14 – The Twelve Nays of Christmas

On the car journey back to our borrowed house in the Campo, I had time to reflect on what we had learned (and achieved)...

A New Wife in the Sun: The Darling Buds of Prey (Ep 4)

My husband, coated in mud is standing on my doorstep which is actually physically impossible unless he is the latest companion of Tom Baker....
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