Judicial donkeys
Bartie laments the lack of justice in the world
Monty’s bag
Bartie considers why producers of television programmes treat their viewers like imbeciles
Chilling news!
Bartie wonders why things are cooling down when they should be hotting up...
Gagging for it
Bartie questions what is driving the rush to take out super injunctions
The queen of cocktails
Bartie considers the best vodka for a Bloody Mary
Easter parade #2
Bartie admires the wealth of the Semana Santa procession
Put a cork in it!
Bartie is shocked at the rise of the screwtop
A sure bet?
Bartie laments the plans in place for a huge Costa del Sol gambling strip
There’s no smoke…
Bartie admires the smokers fighting a losing battle
Stage fright
Bartie considers how much variety is too much variety at the The Royal Variety Performance at the London Palladium
Not coming home
Bartie considers what Ingerlaand should have done to win the World Cup bid
Electric shocker
Bartie considers the benefits of the electric car
A load of bunkum
Bartie wonders what all the fuss is about for the proposed new hotel and golf course at El Palmar beach
Let he who is without sin…
Bartie ponders the death penalty
Turning off the lights
Bartie suggests an alternative to banning bullfighting
Bean and gone
Bartie considers the merits of coffee a la Clooney
Toss of the Coín
Maximilian Bartie muses on the disadvantages of banning the burka
After a fashion
Bartie takes a swipe at fashion choice and raises questions over economic migration
Maximilian Bartie
Maximilian Bartie considers pensioners during the economic downturn and fumes at the language in Marley and Me
Bartie’s back in town
After a two month sojourn in Thailand (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) Lord Bart is back with his usual enlightening musings on modern life
Scandal, gossip, inside info and more…!
Sits Vac NOW that Tony Blair has announced the date he will hand over power to that scion of Scottish Presbyterianism, Gordon Brown, we can deduce he has finally found time to