The Amputee

The Amputee – Issue 15

HAPPY NEWS YEAR Two thousand and six has quietly slipped behind the curtain of time and we will now refer to it as Last Year....

The Amputee – Issue 14

In true festive spirit, The Olive Press has decided to give The Amputee a week off. Here, his companion The Gobbler muses on what Christmas means to him

The Amputee – Issue 13

SHEP THE FISH I JUST read that by the middle of next year more British families will own a fish than will own a dog....

The Amputee – Issue 12

BACKING GROUP ONE of the great mysteries of the Universe is why women cannot back a car into a parking spot. My mother was a...

The Amputee – Issue 10

Journeyman tailor MY grandfather, Charlie McCarthy, described himself as a "Journeyman Tailor." I learnt this a few years ago when I applied for a copy of...

The Amputee – Issue 9

WHEN God finally gets back to earth the first thing he is going to ask is what we have done with his dinosaurs. At...

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