The Amputee – Issue 15
HAPPY NEWS YEAR
Two thousand and six has quietly slipped behind the curtain of time and we will now refer to it as Last Year....
The Amputee – Issue 14
In true festive spirit, The Olive Press has decided to give The Amputee a week off. Here, his companion The Gobbler muses on what Christmas means to him
The Amputee – Issue 13
SHEP THE FISH
I JUST read that by the middle of next year more British families will own a fish than will own a dog....
The Amputee – Issue 12
BACKING GROUP
ONE of the great mysteries of the Universe is why women cannot back a car into a parking spot. My mother was a...
The Amputee – Issue 10
Journeyman tailor
MY grandfather, Charlie McCarthy, described himself as a "Journeyman Tailor."
I learnt this a few years ago when I applied for a copy of...
The Amputee – Issue 9
WHEN God finally gets back to earth the first thing he is going to ask is what we have done with his dinosaurs. At...