A SPANISH bride confessed to having slept with a dwarf stripper on her hen night after giving birth to a baby with dwarfism.
When the young woman became pregnant earlier this year her husband believed the child was his.
That changed after she gave birth at a Valencian hospital, broke down, and confessed everything when she held her new-born.
The woman had not told her family or closest friends about what happened and would have taken her secret to the grave had her child not been born with the condition.
haha – bloody haha!!!
I wonder what dwarf did it, either Dopey or Happy.
I was going to write a joke about alcoholic midgets but I don’t want to lower the bar.
the husband was only told at short notice!!!! oh well hi -ho….its off to work I go
Questions need to be asked here: Was she in a bar before bedtime and ordered a short? Did the dwarf stripper get into her bed without her noticing? She confessed when she held her new born in the palm of her hand, lol