THE enduring mystery behind the complexities of female sexual desires may soon be laid bare by the most unlikely of sources.
For officials have announced they are commissioning a team of Spanish boffins to research the intricacies of the clitoris.
Spain’s minister for equality Bibiana Aido revealed that 25,000 euros will be allocated to fund the titillating investigation.
The project aims to map the erogenous zones of the female genitalia.
It is believed that it was the first time the word clitoris appeared in Spain’s official state bulletin.
Money well spent. not.