SPANISH men have been voted the world’s best lovers, according to an international poll.
And to rub salt into the wounds, England came second-last last – after German men – for being ‘too lazy’ in bed.
Spanish men were considered ‘natural and self-confident’ between the sheets, while Germans came last for being ‘too smelly.’
The top five went – Spain, Brazil, Italy, France and Ireland.
The other UK nations did marginally better than the English, though the Welsh (7th worst) were criticized for being ‘too selfish’, while Scots (8th worst) are ‘too loud.’
The Greeks (6th worst) are ‘too warm,’ Turkish men (9th worst) are ‘too sweaty,’ while Russian men were found to be the 10th worst, because they are ‘too hairy.’