THE Olive Press can reveal the new Malaga Metro will not actually be powered by olive oil, be it extra virgin or simply virgin.

And it is with a heavy heart that we further announce Sir Richard Branson is not – to our knowledge – launching Extra Virgin any time soon.

As always, newspapers and websites were out to trick their readers this April 1.

How many of you fell for our environmentally optimistic story?

All other stories published on April 1 were genuine, we should add.