YOUR sex drive, personality type and job can all be deciphered from the way you eat your eggs.
Using a process known as data mining, researchers determined that a poached egg eater is likely to be female, have two children and a happy and outgoing personality.
She also enjoys listening to upbeat music.
Scrambled egg enthusiasts are guarded but more likely to hold senior level jobs as well as owning their own home, while omelette lovers are likely to have a tidy home and a self-disciplined attitude.
Boiled egg lovers meanwhile have a tendency to be careless, disorganised and impulsive, while fried egg eaters are typically younger and male with a high sex drive.
They are generally in the skilled working class, discovered the researchers working for the British Egg Industry Council.
That is probably the most ridiculous survey I have ever heard of. What a complete load of rubbish.
However, this study has more validity than the Quality of Life in Spain study.