Well, gentle reader, I finally reached the landmark birthday.
My big Five Zero, which had been lurking darkly on the horizon and was as welcome as a tropical storm at a garden party – it came and went.
Believe it or not, I enjoyed myself immensely. Granted, I have refused to act my age for a very long time and seem to have dodged the middle-aged bullet that normally involves golf and talking about schools at dinner parties.
Perhaps a more conventional 50-year-old would have celebrated the event with a discreet gathering. ย
So naturally I did the opposite and threw a loud and lively bash with the theme of โRock Gods, Biker Chicks, Soul Sisters and Divasโ at an old friendโs restaurant in Puerto Banus. As a disclaimer I just want to add that heโs known me for over 30 years, so knew damn well what he was letting himself in for!
One of my best friends, who I refer to as โHobsonโ, flew out especially for the event and we made his beachfront Marbella house, โBase Campโ for the weekendโs festivities. And we didnโt put a foot wrong – managing to cram in chiringuito lunches, dinners and even a quick caรฑa in the Old Town over a 48-hour period.

The party itself was a riot, with some fabulous outfits on display โ none more so than from Hobson himself who was splendidly dressed in a look he described as โHendrix โ the Vegas yearsโ.
Hobson is renowned for never missing an opportunity for giving a speech, and this was no exception. Having been at my 40th during what I refer to as my, ahem, โinterestingโ period, he made a rather brilliant observation about my radio career.
โIn those dark days, when Giles would end up sitting in a room talking to himself in the early hours of the morning, would he have ever thought that he would carve a successful career out ofโฆ..you guessed it, sitting in a room talking to himself in the early hours of the morning!โ
With close family and friends โ including a number of surprise visitors from the UK โ and rock legend Russ on DJ duties โ my 50th was everything I had hoped it would be.
So hereโs to the next 50. You have all been duly warned!
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