30 Jun, 2019 @ 16:00
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IT’S OFFICIAL: UK and Spain have highest proportion of w***ers

THE UK and Spain have been revealed as the countries with the largest proportion of w**kers, according to recent statistics.

The countries topped sexual wellness company TENGA’s Self-Pleasure Report 2019, with 93% of Spaniards saying they had tried the illicit activity of masturbation.

The Iberian nation outcompeted second-place United Kingdom, which saw 91% of respondents saying they had performed the act.

The United Kingdom however engaged in the activity most frequently, with 61% of men doing it once a week – the most of any nation.

The results were based on 10,000 interviews men and women across nine countries.

PALM SUNDAY: Page 4 of TENGA’s Self-Pleasure Report

China came last of the nine countries surveyed, with just 71% admitting to the practise.

Spain’s top results however was calculated from 95% of positive male responses, and 90% positive female responses.

The results also revealed that August was the month with most activity, and with the taboo self-pleasure occurring most frequently between 7:30pm and 11pm.

More than 70% of Spanish respondents said they considered it a form of ‘therapy’.

However, around a third of all Spaniards admitted to lying about their involvement with the practise, with women three percentage points more likely than men.

Joshua Parfitt

Joshua James Parfitt is the Costa Blanca correspondent for the Olive Press. He holds a gold-standard NCTJ in multimedia journalism from the award-winning News Associates in Twickenham. His work has been published in the Sunday Times, Esquire, the Mail on Sunday, the Daily Mail, the Sun, the Sun on Sunday, the Mirror, among others. He has appeared on BBC Breakfast to discuss devastating flooding in Spain, as well as making appearances on BBC and LBC radio stations.

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1 Comment

  1. “Illicit.” “Taboo.” !!! Strange descriptions for a perfectly healthy, legal act.
    The biggest tossers here, are those who bothered to salivate over this silly survey.

    Location : malaga

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