And thus it came to pass that the Geek did, indeed, inherit the Earth
Spain’s Coronavirus outbreak has Giles Brown humming along to a noughties boy band from inside his loo roll lair
Living in splendid isolation in a cottage by the lake, with the nearest neighbour about half a mile away, a generator for power and a large water deposit tank, I was all prepared for the breakdown of society
Fake news, cocaine and 70s rock – the Costa del Sol really has gone coronavirus crazy, writes Giles Brown
The fact that coronavirus had finally reached Marbella was worthy of a report on my news blog
As Spain shut down for the festive period, the Hacienda still had a last-minute gift for Giles Brown
The noble men and women of Hacienda and Social Security who, in a pincer movement of ruthless efficiency and deadly timing that would have made the Duke of Wellington proud, ransacked my bank
The Tories’ victory has Remainer in Spain Giles Brown battling trolls and stockpiling for the Brexit apocalypse
Spanish citizenship might be tricky and I’m loathe to get a green card by an arranged marriage in Lepe
After two more gangland killings, Giles Brown calls for end to violence in Marbella and on Spain’s Costa del...
Marbella needs to take a long, hard look at the problem before it spirals any further out of control
Spraining an ankle is not a training programme that I would recommend, but there is an upside!
After a 30-year hiatus, it’s time to get the band back together for a birthday party in Marbella, writes...
In the meantime, I struggled to fret a B chord.
After J-Lo banned the media from a gig in Spain last month, Marbella veteran Giles Brown explores the changing...
All the modern celebrity has to do is appear in a reality TV show to ensure his or her 15 minutes of fame
When you have the sort of luck with cars that I have, that makes this month more than a little nervy
Bye Bye Bailey. You were such a good boy xx
“Basically, one of the things that attracts mosquitoes is if you are sexually active,” she said, looking straight at me
Giles Brown is more Christopher Biggins than Christopher Reeve as he learns to fly in southern Spain
While I didn’t soar like Superman, I didn’t bounce off the bottom of the wind tunnel in a crumpled heap
As one American guest, who didn’t stay long, famously remarked, ‘You see kids? This is what happens when a man lives alone’
As part of her Burlesque act, Ziggy uses a chair, but we discovered to our horror that none of the chairs at the venue would suffice
If you do own a beach club in Marbella, you are probably in the mood for celebrating that it is still standing
One of the good things about being over a certain age, however, is that you don't tend to attract police attention
'Lock your doors and windows', advised the Guardia Civil, 'there are desperate Italians on the loose'
British expat Giles Brown is gearing up for the boar wars
It’s new year, new me in more than one way as Giles Brown heads to his first ever protest
As the work Christmas party season is upon us, Giles Brown looks back at some of his most (unfortunately) memorable bashes
As a Fawlty Towers dinner event comes to the Rock, Giles Brown recalls other not-so savoury meals
Giles Brown meets his theatre hero and comes over all starstruck
Every time I think that I get out, they drag me back in...