SCIENTISTS have patented a test that tells you how long you have left to live.
The ‘death test’, is a painless laser pulse, which goes through the skin from a watch-like device.
Lasers then measure the movement of endothelial cells, which results in a time scale of life expectancy.
The device will be available in the next three years, and can also test for cancer and dementia.
Do you fill in a box to say if you drive a car ? Or go on drinking holidays in high rise hotels in Benidorm ?
It’s not April 1st is it – I thought it was September.
would I do the test ? I dont know. would you do it ?
can you sue them if its wrong? Oh wait…