ACCUSED: Vasquez

AN elderly Spanish ‘vandal’ has been arrested for the 12th time in a year for ‘scratching’ 1,000 cars.

José Antonio Vázquez Vázquez, 79, is accused of causing €500,000 in damage after damaging cars and jamming the locks with toothpicks.

Police held the man in El Calvario, northwest Spain, where he is also alleged to have beaten up some of his ‘victims’.

A ‘psychiatric evaluation’ did not reveal any problems with the septuagenarian, who said, ‘I had varicose veins surgery, I no longer know where I’m going’.

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